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Rob Emslie
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Rob Emslie is a contributing writer for Jalopnik. He has too many cars, and not enough time to work on them all.

It was fun while it lasted.

But let us not forget, Rob is the only reason to view jalop anymore, besides yours and mine smartassed comments, we are the content, but Rob provides the platform...and im here for that, every fuckin day for the last 10 years. I think thats a success, fight me Read more

This is probably the nicest 80-series I have seen for sale in quite a while. Miles are irrelevant at this stage. $16k seems like a lot for what it is, but people pay a lot more than that for rattier cars with less of an enthusiast following. NP. Read more

Not for me, but accounting for the condition and fandom, NP. Read more

It’s a NP as presented. Read more

The listing has been pulled.

There is something seriously wrong here. I suspect the car doesn’t exist.

ND Read more

The only reason this still looks good is it was never driven. And probably for good reason.

ND simply because it is a Chrysler product.  Read more

I am gonna break my rule about buying off warranty German luxury cars (a rapidly depreciating asset with high maintenance costs) and go with nice price here.  The car seems to be clean and well maintained, and the miles aren't in the could have driven to the moon range that many cars featured here have been lately.  Read more

For a van that nearly been to the Moon and is a little tattered around the edges, selling dude is way proud of the price he’s asking: Read more

“Janky” or “patina”? It’s at that awkward age where it’s moving from the former to the latter.  Still, ND, for the price and miles, and the fact that they weren’t very popular when new. Read more

Not even an auction?  Hell yes. What’s the most you can lose? $30K.  There are millions of cars which are going to depreciate that much in two years right now. If it stops running just park it in the driveway and enjoy.
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Tough, I can’t find good information on private sale prices here, but I see some going in that price range and higher. Given the condition I’m leaning NP. Read more

Beautiful car, great price, and if I were in the market I would probably be talking myself out of a bargain...but there has to be a reason why this car is so cheap. I don’t want to find out. ND. Read more

Looks to be in great shape. Bet it’s another “highway miles” vehicle for its miles not affecting it like other boxes on the road which would be worn out to the max. Read more

I have no use for something this massive, and I pity the buyer when gas prices spike again. But if it meets your needs, this deal seems hard to beat. Easy NP. Read more

This car feels like a hot mess of random shapes and proportions that would make a late ‘90's Pontiac proud. ND at any price Read more